::PROFILE::
Jelena Chia032291
Holy Innocents' High: Class of 2007
jelenachia@hotmail.com
Nativity church
Lectors
Friday, July 04, 2008
Happy Freaky Friday one and all!
We had our Chinese 'A' level oral today and crap I
tell you, I swear I've never laughed so much in the
hall, when i'll be up for oral in an hour's time.
This is all due to Lynette's super Lameo jokes.
Examples: What is brown and sticky? (this she claims
is the funniest joke ever)
:What do you call smth that is red and smooth?
:Want to hear a dirty joke? (you're supposed to say okay)
:Do you want to hear a fast or slow joke?
-.-: A stick, damn it!
:Strawberry smoothie
:A man walked by a park and fell inside mud. The end
:Fast? Joke. Slow? JjjjjjjjOoooooKkkkkEeeeeee.
HAHAHAHA! EEE. okay, inside joke.
Imagine Lynette and I making Siongwei, Cheryl, Sonia,
Marilyn, Angela and Daniel laugh and shake their heads
at the same time. Esp the nonsense about how our examiners
were both males so there's a secret to high marks.
Supposedly, you unbutton the top of your blouse, sweep up
his leg, twirl your fingers round, flutter your eyelashes and
walk up to them with extreme shaking. Gosh. OH! And
the Tamil oral was at the other corner but we could still
hear 2 candidates loudly. What with the 3 syllabus and what
nots, it's freaking hilarious. Until I read my passage.
Guess what came out of my mouth besides the earlier
on air-headed laughter? GG.
s18's baby. HAHA
Crapstacular
Regina, if you're looking, notice what's on
my finger. Heh!
We had our Chinese 'A' level oral today and crap I
tell you, I swear I've never laughed so much in the
hall, when i'll be up for oral in an hour's time.
This is all due to Lynette's super Lameo jokes.
Examples: What is brown and sticky? (this she claims
is the funniest joke ever)
:What do you call smth that is red and smooth?
:Want to hear a dirty joke? (you're supposed to say okay)
:Do you want to hear a fast or slow joke?
-.-: A stick, damn it!
:Strawberry smoothie
:A man walked by a park and fell inside mud. The end
:Fast? Joke. Slow? JjjjjjjjOoooooKkkkkEeeeeee.
HAHAHAHA! EEE. okay, inside joke.
Imagine Lynette and I making Siongwei, Cheryl, Sonia,
Marilyn, Angela and Daniel laugh and shake their heads
at the same time. Esp the nonsense about how our examiners
were both males so there's a secret to high marks.
Supposedly, you unbutton the top of your blouse, sweep up
his leg, twirl your fingers round, flutter your eyelashes and
walk up to them with extreme shaking. Gosh. OH! And
the Tamil oral was at the other corner but we could still
hear 2 candidates loudly. What with the 3 syllabus and what
nots, it's freaking hilarious. Until I read my passage.
Guess what came out of my mouth besides the earlier
on air-headed laughter? GG.
s18's baby. HAHA
Crapstacular
Regina, if you're looking, notice what's on
my finger. Heh!
Granted at 9:02 PM
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Aaron NeoAmanda Lee
Bing Hui
Charlene
Charmaine Chia
Cheryl Chia
Cheryl Tan
Cristalbelle
Eleanor
Germaine
Glennard
Grace
Hui Bing
Janice
Jeremy Chia
Kevin
Qianru
Regina
Shaun
WeiQi
Wen Hui
Wynee
Xiao Tong
Zheng Yang
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Psalm 105:4-5 (NIV)
"Look To The Lord And His Strength;
Seek His Face Always.
Remember The Wonders He Has Done."
1 Samuel 16:7 (NIV)
"The Lord does not look at the things man looks at.
Man looks at the outward apperance, but the Lord looks
at the heart."
1 Corinthians 15:19 (NIV)
"If only for this life we have hope in Christ, we are
to be pitied more than all men."
1 Corinthians 13:4-7,13
"Love is patient and kind;
it is not jealous or conceited or proud;
love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritatable;
love does not keep a record of wrongs
love is not happy with evil,
but is happy with the truth.
Love never gives up;
and its faith, hope and patience never fail."
"Meanwhile these three remain:
faith, hope and love;
and the greatest of these is love."